5 Annoying Things People Said to Me This Week

I promise I'm usually not this mean or this snarky but people were getting on my nerves this week. Small talk does not appeal to me in the least, so I have a pretty low tolerance for annoying people saying annoying things.

Anyway, these are the top five stupid things that people said to me this weak and my real life response. For your entertainment I added what I was really thinking last.

1)  Question/Statement: I hate this rain.
Real Answer/Response: Agh, me too! So gross!
What I really want to say:  Actually, I love the rain. And having my umbrella break from wind. And looking like a drowned rat.

2)  Question/Statement: Can you believe this year is almost over?
Real Answer/Response: I know! Seriously where did the time go?
What I really want to say: I can believe it.

3) Question/Statement: Oh my gosh I still have to write a paper and I have an 8 am tomorrow!
Real Answer/Response: That sucks! I feel so bad for you, but I believe you can do it.
What I really want to say: Stop complaining because it's completely your fault that you procrastinated and you are lucky/fortunate enough to be receiving a college education so just STEP DOWN.

4) Question/Statement: I just really want it to be summer
Real Answer/Response: Totally! I'm so done with school.
What I really want to say: I bet you/every single person enrolled in an education institution do.

5) Question/Statement:You look tired today.
Real Answer/Response: Yeah, I didn't get a lot of sleep because I was studying for my Poli Sci test.
What I really want to say: Wait? HOW? I slept like 12 hours because I'm a college student princess and I always get more then enough nights sleep and I'm never stressed so I think you got it wrong.

Well, at least it's Friday! What are things that people say that bother you? Do you LIKE small talk, or hate it like I do? Let me know in the comments below! WHEEEE

Always,

Emily